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band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
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stoopid band 72

i honestly don't know any more.
Human: "stoopid band 72"

Another human: "what"
by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021
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Band For Band

Trying to roast someone, getting disrespectful, trying to crack
“Man that’s why yo mamma a hoe”
“Man you don’t even wanna start wanna go band for band right now
by kjohns2879 December 17, 2023
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Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.
Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.
by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021
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Iliotibial Band

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.
SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.
by Dr. Smittens February 24, 2009
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