Home with the family

You want to guess who is NOT going to be home with their family for Thanksgiving?

Hym "Go ahead... Guess. Who is not going to be home with the family for Thanksgiving? No? Me. I work 6 days straight this week. It snowed yesterday. I am going to walk in the literal freezing cold every... Single... Day. Not that I'm the only one who going to have to do it. But ALSO... Of all the people who HAVE to do it... I am (likely) the only one who does NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO... So, ask yourself: WHY does Hym have to do that, you think? Wait! Don't tell me! My turn to guess. I'm guessing that you are answering that question WRONG in your head right now... You are answering the question WRONG... In your head... And YOU KNOW... That the answer you just generated in your little shit-filled skull... IS NOT THE ANSWER YOU WOULD SAY... If I had a knife to one of your loved ones neck... Did I get it? Did I guess right? Did YOU guess right? About the thing? I bet you thought I was going to make a dead national guard joke, didn't you? You know, my step-father and brother are in the reserves. Or were and is, rather... Well... That's it. That's all. Happy pretending to be friends with the people you've invaded day."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

Home Base Hitter

Home Base Hitter defines a person or animal who can only poop at home.

Took the dog for a walk this morning and because she is a home base hitter, there is no need to bring poop bags.

by WC1025 December 2, 2025

Animal-home

A body or vehicle for a spirit.

An animal spirit entered their mother and an animal spirit was born in a human body.

Not necessarily to be confused with animal-sprit medicine, or New Age philosophy.

Oh, that animal-home.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

home depomine

A psychological cocktail of peanuts and pins that produce$ a chemical reaction in the brain leading to an abundance of artificial enthusiasm and human productivity culminating in increased profits for company shareholders.

Don’t drink the Kool-Aid or the home depomine, bro!

by TR Arterburn December 25, 2025

Demon home

When a real nigga gets out of prison

“Yo you heard lil tayvon out of prison?”
“Hell yuh demon home”

by Littlejeffy December 30, 2025

Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home

The last meme of 2025, GTA brainrot meme

If you fire rockets at Franklin's house, he will send you angry texts, if you continue, Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home

by mart60 January 1, 2026

Home Run

A home run is where the baseball goes over the fence, where the ball is out of play. It's usually the moment of celebration for the baseball team and its fans. Home runs can score between 1-4 runs, depending on how many runners are there.

Also, it's also a sexual innuendo.

A home run? I haven't seen him score one yet!
Are you surprised? He's hit some before.

by UltimateFantasyY March 4, 2023