Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024

Asian Musk

Stench coming off of someone typically Asian.

Dude, your chink ass has Asian musk!

by BradyTakesDih67 December 8, 2025

East Asian

Person from East Asia, i. e. China, Korea or Japan. Positive stereotypes of East Asians include being well-mannered, hardworking and smart. Negative stereotypes include having flat chests, shrimp dicks and droopy eyelids

I love me a good East Asian

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023

asian motorcycle girl

Asian-American hippie hottie who rides a motorcycle, goes to Burning Man/live concerts, has a high-powered tech job and multiple boyfriends. Navigates a compelling tension between traditionalism, achievement and open love, never fully settling on one. A rebel similar to an abg, but more self-sufficient and less material

socal culture creates the asian baby girl, sf culture creates the asian motorcycle girl

by valenciamission September 16, 2025

Asian Parents

The living example of hell for children.

Asian Parents are rude, culturally bias and see their children as an object.

"I got beaten by my parents."
"Why?"
"Cos they're Asian Parents."

by YoThisIsMyHandle September 12, 2022

Chili Asian

A sad Asian man who simps for online furry egirls, usually has a penis no bigger than 4 inches. Only plays outdated games from 2010 and dates girls 12 or younger.

Look at that Chili Asian over there, He's such a degenerate.

by AstroSquad July 12, 2020