Idiot

One of those people that put eyelashes on their car headlights.

"Mummy why does that car have eyelashes?"

"It's driven by an idiot."

by Madd0gMo January 4, 2019

Idiots

Members of the best fandom in the world. See also: Family, Green Day

“Is that a heart shaped grenade on her shirt? Oh gosh, she’s one of the idiots.”

by thehufflepunkgirlyt September 24, 2021

Idiots

People who film at a concert.

“They are idiots

by Uranium enrichment May 19, 2024

Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!

“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!

by Terrysuki September 22, 2023

idiotness

the better version of idiocy

"my idiotness is killing me"

by bisexual_simp February 5, 2022

An Idiot

An Idiot is a breed of human that doesn’t learn. They are incapable of making intelligent decisions. Their lifespan is usually about 10-20 years, but some get lucky and can live up to 55 years.

Taylor: “Tay Tay with the flow”

Madilyn: “Taylor is an idiot”

Everyone: “Yeah, he really is.”

by Uranus’s Skeleton August 5, 2023

Idiot

The person talking to me

Look it is an idiot

by Ufft May 10, 2022