When you pour large amounts of urine into the pussy and proceed to bounce on a female with juices splashing out
by Moist bush November 10, 2015
A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 13, 2020
A male hangs on an object, and the femal is under the male, while the male is taking a shat, to which the girl then bites off the feces halfway through his shat
by The chainwaxers January 12, 2018
by Messejorton December 04, 2017
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by bootyclapper3000 January 14, 2020
a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable
Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?
Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?
Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!
by i'm juses November 28, 2018