Shimmy Shimmy Yaw (Perianal Abscesses).

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses¡¿.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: Shimmy Shimmy Yaw (Perianal Abscesses).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Spanish (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spanish (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Youth-Youth (Perianal Abscess)

What I call homo-sapiens who are additec to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Youth-Youth (Perianal Abscess)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Electronics are perianal abscesses...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Electronics are perianal abscesses...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Theory of Constructed Absolutism

The insight that claims of absolute, unchanging truth (divine command, totalitarian ideology, scientific certainty) are not the antithesis of construction, but its most aggressive form. Absolutism is built by rigorously eliminating contradictions, declaring its foundations sacred or beyond question, and constructing entire social systems—laws, education, punishments—to reinforce the illusion that its truth is eternal, natural, and not a human-made edifice. It's construction that denies its own constructed nature.

Example: "The dictator's cult wasn't just belief; it was the Theory of Constructed Absolutism in action. His every word became 'The Eternal Truth.' History was rewritten, art was purged, and critics vanished to construct a reality where his rule was as absolute and unquestionable as gravity. The 'absoluteness' was a terrifyingly elaborate social production, maintained by fear and spectacle, not a fact of the universe."

by Abzu Land January 31, 2026

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy

The philosophical or political stance that true, meaningful autonomy is an illusion. All actions, decisions, and thoughts are ultimately determined by prior causes—biological, psychological, social, or environmental—leaving no room for a "self" that exists outside these causal chains to make a truly free choice. It's not just limited freedom; it's the argument that freedom, as commonly understood, doesn't exist. You are a billiard ball in a cosmic game, believing you're choosing your path while physics does all the work.

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy Example: A dictator who believes themselves a god-like, independent actor is, under Absolute Disautonomy, just as determined as their lowest subject. Their paranoia, their ambition, their decisions are the inevitable output of their genetics, childhood trauma, the geopolitical pressures of their region, and historical precedent. Their belief in their own free will is just another programmed response in the system.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type Absolute Infinity Civilization

A civilization whose domain and nature are coterminous with the mathematical and metaphysical concept of Absolute Infinity (often symbolized by Ω). This transcends any notion of size, scale, or even transfinite numbers. It encompasses all conceivable and inconceivable possibilities, not as a set of things, but as the very quality of "encompassing" itself. It is not "bigger than" other infinities; it is the framework that makes the concept of "infinity" meaningful. It is the ultimate container, and also the contained.

Kardashev Type Absolute Infinity Civilization Example: In set theory, the set of all sets is a paradoxical concept. A Type Absolute Infinity civilization is that paradox, resolved. It is both the Library of Babel containing every possible book and the reader who has read them all and the meaning derived from them, all at the "same time," where "time" is just another book on a shelf within itself.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026