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Jellyfish of sexual tension

Similar to awkward turtle, the jellyfish of sexual tension is the hand movement used to comment on awkward sexual tension.

The jellyfish action is performed by bending the wrist downwards and pointing all digits to the south, whilst wiggling the four fingers.
Guy: Well don't you scrub up well, eh?
Girl: You're not too bad yourself. *flirty smile*
Third wheel: *jellyfish of sexual tension*
by jellyfishsexualtension January 10, 2012
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sexually induced asthma

An act of rigid and or plounderous sex pounding that emulsifies you to borderline cardiac arrest but, instead you only reach asthma!
Hey man i got to go get some meds for my involuntary sexually induced asthma dude!
by jloeniga December 1, 2011
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chris wood sexual

Someone who has a deep love for Chris wood or obsessed with Chris wood
Bonnie: wow I really love Chris wood

Damon: then you’re Chris wood sexual!!
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non-sexual cheating

Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you thats all.
by InfiniteWisdom42 May 4, 2011
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Sexual dark ages

A time in history when christianity said that all sex was dirty. This term is still important because the world is still influenced by it. with antilove laws and with churches saying that the only right sex is married sex ect.
We are still living in the sexual dark ages.
by Deep blue 2012 November 21, 2009
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S'mores (Sexual Scenario)

A foursome with two tan thin white guys/girls on the outside, a well-built black guy and a fatter albino in the middle.
I was upset with my friends. Last night was our interracial porn night, and I wanted to watch "Michael Jack-off's Black or White," but they made us sit through "S'mores Sandwich 6."

S'mores (Sexual Scenario)
by Raeigner April 27, 2013
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Noah schnapp sexual

When your in love with Noah schnapp and can’t stop thinking about him
Friend: what’s ur sexuality?
Me: noah schnapp sexuality
by Miryschnapp December 31, 2020
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