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cow

if you don't know what cow is your really stupid like how much stupidity can be in the world
cow
by shaii314 February 3, 2023
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Deflated cow

Deflated cow is the Leader of the goat Lord cult, It is normally found in the depths of it's bedroom drinking Dr pepper or screaming at the top of it's lungs for NO FUCKING REASON.

This creature is friendly and loving but very easily annoyed, this creatures is also very food driven and can smell chocolate from a mile away
DO NOT PISS IT OFF
PERSON A: YOU'RE A DEFLATED COW!!!

PERSON B: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEANNNNNN
by Proud Member of the shin army September 1, 2019
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mmo cow

when you intent to type moo cow, but your hand spazzes uncontrollably and defeats your free will to type moo cow correctly.
What does momOm "oh no" mmo cow mean? God dammit!
by Lawtron The Boi May 14, 2019
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Cow

The most legendary animal to have every gazed this planet. it has the perfext life. eating sleeping and givin milk. fat, cute and simple. the cow is just a cool thing.

Black AND white yo this animal is made for us daym humans. it is godly and resembles that everyone are equal.

a cow is the best
Man that guy is complex, what a cow
by GamezIQ_YT February 27, 2020
mugGet the Cowmug.

Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances
"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"
by I_is_hooman July 17, 2021
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Cow

It's beef. not chicken. yeet=kick a cow day. oof. you died. main menu. respawn.
I yetted a sexy cow
by The yeetosaurus September 6, 2019
mugGet the Cowmug.

Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
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