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weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.
Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.
by Brady boio March 1, 2019
mugGet the weed wankermug.

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023
mugGet the weed hammeredmug.

weed

weed is just onkruid
sam: do you want to smoke some weed with me?
henk: no weed is onkruid man
by slapdoel problems October 16, 2021
mugGet the weedmug.

weed wacker

slang term for someone who smokes weed a lot, sometimes used derogatorily
''luke is a fucking weed wacker man. I went to his house and his room smelled heavily like weed."
by Bananakittycat July 9, 2025
mugGet the weed wackermug.

the weed squad

This term is referred to as either snoop dogs gaggle of bitches Or a group of stoners who hide from the police and have unprotected sex all day.
"Man I hate snoop dog he really made the weed squad sound like bitches."
by Tittyspanker47 March 24, 2017
mugGet the the weed squadmug.

willie weed

the amount of weed smoked by willie nelson

yes im white
"you bring dat willie weed''
by Ffdjfjf July 12, 2018
mugGet the willie weedmug.

Drag the weed

A game played by adolescents on dirt roads with bicycles. It originated in McBain, Michigan during the 1960s.
Joyce and Judy used to drag the weeds during the dogs days of summer on the outskirts of the Clam River basin
by Joeygoey1981 August 8, 2020
mugGet the Drag the weedmug.

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