Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

tiger woods

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.

Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.

by QuacksO June 3, 2023

eleanor woods

Eleanor is a fabulous amazing blobfish who is sporty,thoughtful and caring.She normally has blonde straight hair or curly brown hair. She has blue eyes and ok s quite tall. She is good at academic subjects such as English or maths or science and has a very sweet tooth so if you give her something sweet she will always accept it ! She is friends with both boys and girls but only has a smal group of close friends .

Guy 1: ok that girls an eleanor woods
Guy 2: I wanna get me some of dat

Girl 1: wow that girls so smart
Guy 1: yeah she must be an eleanor woods

by How did u k May 20, 2019

Isaiah wood

Isaiah is a funny person, he may have different personality around different people, he can go to far on jokes but makes up for it with his supportive and romantic side. It takes someone special to make his true feeling come out. He’s always calling himself cute and sexy, but only the special people would understand that’s hes right. He’s intelligent but acts dumb and maybe even says gay jokes, or dirty minded jokes. You should cherish his friendship and relation ship

Isaiah Wood is a funny person he’s really cute but I he didn’t act like a jokester I’ll date him

by ZayBayTheBae July 10, 2018

hit the wood pile

The act of a person who has just suffered a bitter loss in a game of pool hurriedly returning their pool cue stick to the storage rack.

I told you you couldn't beat me in pool...now time to hit the wood pile.

by drime ramsey July 13, 2025

Wood-pecking

The act of tapping away at your girlfriend's back/leg with your erect penis to wake her up in bed.

"My wife is forcing me to go to couples counseling for wood-pecking too much."

by God'sMistake November 9, 2025

Morbin wood

When you get an erection while watching Morbius

I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.

by the bronze jade December 13, 2022