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She opened her boyfriend to try something new, steamy brain screens screaming hot sauce hot piss hot trash and hot stones was not enough on planet virgin fags. Hoes is faggots too. #hoesisfaggotstoo

by sinrlifemattrs November 24, 2025

The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.

Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Virgin

Gavin Cambridge

I get no girls I’m a “virgin” (Gavin Cambridge)

by thedictionarysourcerer January 9, 2022

Virgin

The person you see when looking in the mirror

"Hey mom". "Yes sweet heart". "What is that in the mirror". "The reason why I wont get grand children, because you will become an adult virgin.

by Gaeeeeer March 12, 2020

Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

Super Virgin

Super Virgins are girls(usually boys) who has never dated let alone kissed the one they fell in love with, mostly because they were raised in a ‘religious’ house and they are not allowed to have sexual intercourse unless they get married.

There’s no need to be ashamed of being a virgin or in this case a Super virgin because saving yourself for the one you love is a personal choice.

by Prince Ishimaru December 4, 2025