Turtlehead

A person who's head looks like a turtlehead

Ben Bellamy has a turtlehead

by Milf12344 May 16, 2017

Turtle House

A way of referring to a Whore House in a conversation.

"Man lets head to the turtle house after school!"

by BananaMagnet November 27, 2020

barbie turtleneck

when you shove a barbie doll so far up your ass only the head sticks out

I lost my dildo so I gave myself a barbie turtleneck

by sickfuckingsickboy February 1, 2010

Sexual Turtle

Turtles whom are the sluttiest of their species, more than likely wearing little to no shellwax on their bodies.

Turtle 1: Look at Laura, look at Laura!! Her mother would be rocking in her shell if she saw what Laura is doing now!!

Turtle 2: She is a Sexual Turtle.

by Stein You Bastard. October 18, 2013

ninja turtle

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtle Power!
2. Slang nickname for a sewer worker

#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!

#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 19, 2016

Dirt turtle

A brewery-term for the employee lowest on the totem-pole. Typically in-charge of doing the jobs no one else wants to do.

We need to clean kegs, scrub the floors, and keg-off beer till the brite tank is empty. Go tell the Dirt Turtle to do it.

by Dirt_Turtle November 30, 2017

Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019