aoul one

Somebody's mother, or ex girlfriend

"Go ride your Aoul one"
"I'd well fuck Ste's Auol one"
"Terry is a Chink"

by DJ Paul. June 21, 2008

Devil’s One

Noun: a seemingly evil person/sentient being

My daughter seems to be a devil’s one.

by Wandering Uterus November 28, 2019

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022

Your one

a male or female bear.

micheal was shagging your one

by Leons poopyhead August 19, 2021

Hallo-one

On Halloween when you put out a Just Take One sign but don't care how many they take, because you couldn't care less.

You were such a passionate Trick-Or-Treater as a child when parents could still put up with it, but in this generation are always a Hallo-One

by -Soup- October 21, 2016

Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020

Kick ons

A gathering before a main party/event involving cocaine and hookers

Mate you going to kick ons before the concert?

by Rosary_candle March 5, 2022