When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.
"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"
by Jennefar April 5, 2022
Get the Klam Emiliemug. A girl who has short term, can never keep a guy because she always gets into a relationship when shes not ready. She likes to flirt. She loves dogs. She's straight up with you, and will tell you how it is even though you wont like it. She drives everyone around like an Uber or Taxi. She's addicted to fortnite. She has trouble being honest with the ones she cares about because she doesn't want to hurt their feelings. Loves comedy. Loves to sing. Loves movies. Eats a lot of cereal. Loves redbulls. Too nice to not talk to you. Sometimes has trouble coming up with things to talk about. She has RBF . Seems like a B*tch, but shes super sweet. She will do anything for anyone to make them happy. Loves her family. Always tries her best. She has great friends. She's funny and has a nice butt. Shes BAD A** and beautiful.
by G_Slay May 14, 2018
Get the Emily Gundersenmug. Emili is the type of girl you want in your future. Has a beautiful and unique soul. Never fails to make you laugh. Always on top of her stuff. She’s super bright and beautiful. She would never let you down. She has a beautiful future ahead of her.
by Sodaa November 22, 2021
Get the Emilimug. Born in 1872, Emily Flars was known for sending children on scavenger hunts. Although she frightened the children, she always rewarded them with a surprise in the end. Ms. Flars was found dead in an abandoned house in 1908. One of her victims told their parents about the mysterious notes. The parents grew furious and murdered Emily Flars. Some kids now still find Ms. Flars’s notes. If you receive one of them, be careful.
by Emily Flars October 30, 2021
Get the Emily Flarsmug. 1. When you harass someone for the FBI and are about to get your reputation reamed on the internet, but your own inherent stupidity gets posted in a Newspaper/Google search thus negating the purpose.
2 .Running a shady nursing home.
2 .Running a shady nursing home.
by BigDuke6 January 22, 2024
Get the The Emily Kornhoff Effectmug. by LunarisLOL May 25, 2022
Get the Emilymug. by J2.0trappy March 28, 2022
Get the Emily rushmug.