avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum

Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.

by Kümloud January 9, 2021

Cracker

Whip crackers in the south. White folks that prefer to kill, hurt or beat black folks. The whip sound is why they were called crackers. The whip sounded like a crack.

Mane these crackers been on our ass for generations, these crackers have killed, raped and enslaved more nationalities of people then any regime in world history.

by Millz November 8, 2021

Cracker

A type of biscuit, Normally light and enjoyed with cheese and sometimes a type of meat or dip.

Yo Billy, You wanna come over to my place for some cheese and crackers?

by Half As Funny February 19, 2023

buddy cracker

When you and a buddy pull a three some with a girl but you don't want to touch each other but Still have fun with your bro. You wrap yourselves legs and balls with bubble wrap and go at her, the one that pops the most bubbles wins.

Damn bro check out that chick let's go hit her up and see if she would like to be the center of a buddy cracker

by Dougsda1 July 7, 2017

Cracker

A woman/man who is not mixed with any other ethnicities but white. It also means master and slave owner.

"There's a new Cracker in town" "man that is the whitest Cracker I've seen in a while"

by Kandampruto June 2, 2021

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023