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Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.
“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”
by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023
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asian crumble

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.
He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.
by Chicken skewer March 6, 2018
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Asian Mom

If your mom is a Asian Mom. YOU BETTER RUN CHILD, that women will hit you with anything, from rice bags, to a flip-flop. You have to call the authorities, cops, anything if this women loses her marbles. Your gonna die with any weapon this women uses up your a__. This women cleans too much, and yells anything that won’t make sense.
“Hey, isn’t your mom Asian? Oh… I- uhm good for you. She’s gonna beat you up kid. Because she’s an Asian Mom.”
by person who likes food. June 3, 2022
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bleach an Asian

When a white person has sexual relations with a person of Asian decent
"dude my biggest fantasy is to bleach an Asian"

"Yeah man you should it's absolutely incredible"
by Clayinator666 July 26, 2023
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asian motorcycle girl

Asian-American hippie hottie who rides a motorcycle, goes to Burning Man/live concerts, has a high-powered tech job and multiple boyfriends. Navigates a compelling tension between traditionalism, achievement and open love, never fully settling on one. A rebel similar to an abg, but more self-sufficient and less material
socal culture creates the asian baby girl, sf culture creates the asian motorcycle girl
by valenciamission September 16, 2025
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asian pearl

Yi: man I'm really hungry.

Raj: down for Asian pearl?
Yi: you read my mind!!
by Rb123456 July 28, 2017
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asian Comedy

A type or comedy that is when a asian talks or makes jokes about being asian

Or just using what they learned from others to make asian videos

Mostly or all are asian making content
Person 1 that asian made a funny asian comedy video
Person 2 yes it was
by Wesiswes September 9, 2021
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