When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
Get the Mum textmug. text of·fi·cial
Where a relationship is established as official based on the habitual occurrence of text message communications.
Where a relationship is established as official based on the habitual occurrence of text message communications.
by Ryan Whitney January 8, 2018
Get the text officialmug. mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”
Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”
Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
by Legopuffer May 23, 2018
Get the Text deafmug. Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023
Get the Text Ferretmug. Text Tripping is when text messages from each person are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.
My girlfriend was texting me so fast that when I was replying to the texts it was difficult to match my responses to the correct texts she was sending. She was really confused with all this Text Tripping we were doing
by Texttripper December 18, 2023
Get the Text Trippingmug. The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
by emerson parker November 12, 2016
Get the Text Tennismug. A text sent to force another person to accept what the sender wants without allowing input from the person receiving the text. Such A text is designed to be a way for the sender to establish a result they want regardless of how it will impact others, while not allowing the recevier of the text to have any input.
Joe sent a Bitch Text to his Mother who was expecting Joe to drop off her Grandson to visit indicating “wondering if would be ok if we cancel because I am tired, I appreciate your cooperation.”
by Sudden Sam June 28, 2025
Get the Bitch Textmug.