lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

take a lick

To take a hit of Acid/Lsd

Do you wanna take a lick homie

by YuhhhhB October 6, 2017

Lick the ice cube

When a man dips his balls in liquid nitrogen and walks around looking for people to lick them.

Dude, just had my balls liquid nitro'd, gonna go out and look for people willing to lick the ice cube.

by Thingshavehappened August 14, 2017

Lick man down

To lick a male

lick man down on the main road-
to have a passionate consensual homosexual encounter, in a public place because we do not care who sees our love

by ALFONSOBLACK May 1, 2023

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Devious Lick

Stealing or damaging an object from school with the hopes of getting views of TikTok.

“Did you see this Devious Lick?”
“Is that the one where he stole a soap dispenser?”

by Abby From Wii Sports September 15, 2021