Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010
Get the Lazy Fucknessmug. A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason
by Double R Bar Burger November 29, 2018
Get the Destination Fuckedmug. Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.
During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.
by officemonkey 1840976 October 29, 2009
Get the fuck it factormug. by preachdumb February 14, 2014
Get the fuck unitmug. It came to light that he had never had sex before but somehow it just seemed cruel to label him a fucking moron.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2020
Get the fucking moronmug. Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.
by Mike Daly April 11, 2008
Get the résumé fuckmug. by Eckersley June 15, 2016
Get the Baton Fuckingmug.