by PussyAssFiend January 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Coin Pursemug. n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper
by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009
Get the rusty windscreen wipermug. When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest
Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?
Jason: It was the dog
Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts
Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator
Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day
Jason: It was the dog
Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts
Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator
Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day
by Safarijon January 20, 2009
Get the Solo Rusty Ventilatormug. by Obab Garap January 3, 2010
Get the Rusty Dwyane Canemug. when you soak a barrell of live clams in piss overnight, turn them in your partners ass 360 degress and boil them for 15-20 minutes until they are tender .... if they float to the top of the water its now a rusty piss clam floater ......... which is where you bob for the clams in the before mentioned barrel which is now fully fermented
Gary and Andy collected piss clams on the beach then brought them back to the house for a old fashion rusty piss clam bake ....... then they collected the piss clam floaters and bobbed for piss clams
by WikidThoughtz December 8, 2009
Get the Rusty Piss Clammug. This term refers to the smell of blood. The smell of blood resembles the smell of a bucket of rusty nails.
When I went down on my wife the other night the room was dark and I could smell a bucket of rusty nails. Then I realized she just started her period causing me to get my red wings.
by jimmybomm May 24, 2022
Get the bucket of rusty nailsmug. Noun. A lying girl who dumps her boyfriend to run off with some other male without reason or advanced notice.
Tom, "Anna just ran off with some useless, big nosed fucker."
Joe, "She's a rusty cunt bucket. Forget about her, let's go get a beer."
Joe, "She's a rusty cunt bucket. Forget about her, let's go get a beer."
by Prince Geoff November 3, 2013
Get the Rusty Cunt Bucketmug.