September 21st

Anyone born on this day has a big ass forehead

Person 1: Yoo, september 21st! It's my birthday! :D
Person 2: No wonder you got a whole ass clipboard for a head

by SUSSY IMPOSTER AMOGUS SUS November 18, 2022

september 3rd

bob belchers and linda belchers wedding anniversary

linda: i'm just saying, its easy to remember. september 3rd. nine three. nine is divisible by three.
bob: what? thats not-- a lot of numbers are divisible by three.

by pretty__boy November 19, 2022

September 26th

My birthday

when someone on September 26th turns a year older yet me

by robster the gobster December 3, 2022

September 10th

Kiss the guy you like then give him a bracelet day.

-it’s september 10th go kiss that mf and give him a bracelet
-fasho

by ILLEST VILLAIN December 5, 2022

September 23rd

National not gay day!!!

"Hey Quantavious stop saying that you want to impregnate dazai. youre a homosexual EWWW!!!!!"

"Bro its not gay when its dazai + ITS SEPTEMBER 23RD!! NATIONAL NOT GAY DAY"

by DAZAILUVR December 8, 2022

September

Sexless septembet. The month where no man or woman is aloud to have sex alot like no nut November exept you can masterbate but you cant have sex of any kind

"Hey babe do youwant to have sex" "sorry baby we cant its sexless September"

by Dragonoverlord January 7, 2023

September 27

National kiss your friend with a name who starts with the letter “L”

Luke, we should kiss since your name starts with the letter L and since its September 27th!

by IRDK55442288 January 13, 2023