chris wood sexual

Someone who has a deep love for Chris wood or obsessed with Chris wood
Bonnie: wow I really love Chris wood

Damon: then you’re Chris wood sexual!!
by Kai Parker :) December 31, 2020
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sexually induced asthma

An act of rigid and or plounderous sex pounding that emulsifies you to borderline cardiac arrest but, instead you only reach asthma!
Hey man i got to go get some meds for my involuntary sexually induced asthma dude!
by jloeniga November 30, 2011
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Jellyfish of sexual tension

Similar to awkward turtle, the jellyfish of sexual tension is the hand movement used to comment on awkward sexual tension.

The jellyfish action is performed by bending the wrist downwards and pointing all digits to the south, whilst wiggling the four fingers.
Guy: Well don't you scrub up well, eh?
Girl: You're not too bad yourself. *flirty smile*
Third wheel: *jellyfish of sexual tension*
by jellyfishsexualtension January 09, 2012
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non-sexual cheating

Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you thats all.
by InfiniteWisdom42 April 15, 2011
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Sexual dark ages

A time in history when christianity said that all sex was dirty. This term is still important because the world is still influenced by it. with antilove laws and with churches saying that the only right sex is married sex ect.
by Deep blue 2012 November 21, 2009
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S'mores (Sexual Scenario)

A foursome with two tan thin white guys/girls on the outside, a well-built black guy and a fatter albino in the middle.
I was upset with my friends. Last night was our interracial porn night, and I wanted to watch "Michael Jack-off's Black or White," but they made us sit through "S'mores Sandwich 6."

S'mores (Sexual Scenario)
by Raeigner April 28, 2013
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Emo/Goth Sexual

Feeling attracted towards someone who dresses and or acts emo or goth, regardless of their gender.
I feel like I'm emo/goth sexual because I feel attracted to those kinds of people regardless their genders.
by Munnka Man March 22, 2019
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