Rusty Coin Purse

To perform oral sex on a women when she is on her period.

Aye yo Bitch! May I use your Rusty Coin Purse?

by PussyAssFiend January 24, 2010

rusty windscreen wiper

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger

Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper

by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009

Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

Rusty Dwyane Cane

When your girlfriend tuggs your wiener in the shape of a candy cane

My girl gave me a Rusty Dwyane Cane last night

by Obab Garap January 3, 2010

Rusty Piss Clam

when you soak a barrell of live clams in piss overnight, turn them in your partners ass 360 degress and boil them for 15-20 minutes until they are tender .... if they float to the top of the water its now a rusty piss clam floater ......... which is where you bob for the clams in the before mentioned barrel which is now fully fermented

Gary and Andy collected piss clams on the beach then brought them back to the house for a old fashion rusty piss clam bake ....... then they collected the piss clam floaters and bobbed for piss clams

by WikidThoughtz December 8, 2009

Rusty Hadron Collider

When one person defecates into another persons waiting anus. Thus leaving one person with two logs of feces iside their anus and colon.

Hey man can you spread and prep your anus i want to do a Rusty Hadron Collider with you

by dookla March 10, 2016

Rusty Cunt Bucket

Noun. A lying girl who dumps her boyfriend to run off with some other male without reason or advanced notice.

Tom, "Anna just ran off with some useless, big nosed fucker."
Joe, "She's a rusty cunt bucket. Forget about her, let's go get a beer."

by Prince Geoff November 3, 2013