Russian Redwood

When you’re in the Russian River and you’re getting some head

I went to the river over the weekend and my girl gave me a Russian redwood.

by Floatyourgoat November 14, 2023

Russian water gun

When a guy poops liquid diarrhea into a woman's vagina, and she squirts it out onto the man

Jordan: Andrew, me and my girl just had some kinky ass sex last night, and i finished her off with a Russian water gun and some mexican pancakes
Andrew: WTF

by thatytdude November 15, 2023

russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.

"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"

by freaky greeky December 29, 2023

russian mosh pit

A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.

> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!

> ебать!

by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024

Being Russian

When you are joking, kidding, usually when trying to diminish or retract a statement.

“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”

by Ferballs January 28, 2024

Russian Wistle

Having a couple (Heterosexual) preform The Russian Wistle, requires the male to stick his dick inside of the girls mouth without having the testicles in her mouth. Then the girl has to tickle the guys balls until he farts. Then the female blows on his dick as hard ass possible.

Guy 1: Bro if you want to rock her world give her the Russian Wistle
Guy 2: Idk man i don’t think we that close.

Guy 1: it’s the first step in finding out if she’s into that freaky stuff or not.

by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! January 28, 2024

Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.

That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.

by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024