SuffeRING
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 8, 2023
Get the Going through the third ringmug. Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business
by N. Chastain June 4, 2023
Get the Constrictor ringsmug. We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!
by bacodetaco January 24, 2024
Get the three ring circusmug. If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.
Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.
Whoa bro what tha fuk??
Ooohh, he told me ha
Touche
Toosh
Indeed
Mmmmmm....
Whoa bro what tha fuk??
Ooohh, he told me ha
Touche
Toosh
Indeed
Mmmmmm....
by claffard727 August 7, 2010
Get the the red ring of awesomenessmug. She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?
by Leo253 December 13, 2017
Get the redneck wedding ringmug. A definite problem among gay men, a physical ailment that you develop after a long bout of intercourse.
Queer #1: Oh my god, I spent the 4 day weekend with that new guy I've been seeing.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.
by Che Teh Gay April 3, 2019
Get the Raw Ringmug. The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Get the Egyption Ring Tossmug.