Poop drawer

The biggest rookie mistake that anyone can make, but just know, if mummy finds the poop drawer, you're in big trouble

Brother: I wonder what is in this drawer
You: NO PLEASE DONT OPEN THAT
Brother: omg is this a poop drawer?
You: no please dont tell mommy

by Nig bird September 26, 2019

poop bone

the bone growing from your tailbone

guy: i have poop bone growing out of my tailbone

by Nayts April 3, 2019

poop sniff

To indicate falsehoods.
Originiated from detecting (smelling) lies (crap) from a distance.

Cletus "My momma says movin' back home!"
Ralph "Sounds like poop sniff."

by Serious Dan April 25, 2008

Poop Hoop

A synonym for the butt hole or the anal sphincter

That Indian food really tore up my poop hoop

by pewppewp December 17, 2014

Poop Tugger

When you are taking a shit and jerk off at the same time.

Guy 1: dude did you see that girl?
Guy 2: yeah man she was so hot when I got home I went to the bathroom and gave myself a Poop Tugger.
Guy 1: dude..

by pooptugger4lyfe November 28, 2012

poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by weasel May 20, 2005

poop jacker

Anyone who goes into a bathroom, picks up some random person's shit they found in the toilet, and runs away with it.

WTF? That guy just ran out of the bathroom with the shit I just took! He's a poop jacker!

by Bruh.........er February 25, 2015