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Phone afterglow

What follows a satisfying session of phone sex
Despite being thousands of miles apart, Sam and Jo treasured the time they spent in phone afterglow, gazing into their screens as though they were face to face.
by smendler March 13, 2018
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Phone

Something to shove your arse while their are notifications
Oh shit... that phone shocked me...
by Ididntsignupforthis February 29, 2024
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Phone rape

When you're talking on the phone, want to end the call, drop a hint, but the other person keeps talking and stretching the call out. You say things like "I should be going", you no longer consent to the conversation continuing, but the other person tries to start a new topic or keep you on the line. The person in question is often a loved one who means well, but it's nonetheless really annoying because your time is being disrespected.
I called my friend but I was getting phone rape because she wouldn't shut up when I repeatedly said I had to go.
by Brickdictionary118 January 5, 2024
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New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
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Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur
Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
by anonymous January 2, 2023
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cookie phoned

Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.
"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"
by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016
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Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.
Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend
by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022
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