A Schloppy One

When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow

Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.

by Donald Trumps Hair October 6, 2015

Chatless One

A gorgeous hunk who owns noobs and likes to eat brownies.

Dude, your dog is such a Chatless One.

by Gigglethighs June 8, 2009

one-turn

During church, when a number is called in the songbook and you happen to open the book to the exact number called.

Dude- No way! Look at this! I one-turn'd it!

Dudett- Impressive!

by PhobiaPhrenzy August 27, 2011

One-Birding it

The ability to knock off all the objects with one bird. I.E. Angry birds.
Example: Wow i just " One-birded that level. "

Have you been One-Birding it or two-birding this one?

by Skippy Thompson October 3, 2011

one vibe

When you are vibing so good, you only want that one vibe for the rest of your life.

I just want that one vibe forever

by McSwasty January 26, 2021

Snap one

Down a alcoholic beverage. Similar to send it

Snap one it’s fucking Friday’s.

by Moneyminey October 4, 2019

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022