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cow-rimmer

An individual who enjoys licking a fat persons butthole after they defecate.
Geez man, I didn’t know ION was such a cow-rimmer. Someone check up on him.
by MacharyZentzer April 30, 2025
mugGet the cow-rimmermug.

cow-tippin'

fran: "did you hear about that wild party last night?"
kylie: "woa yeah that was cow-tippin'!"

emma: "these cake pops we're eating are sooo good!"
kylie: "yeah these be cow-tippin'"
by frankie228 November 11, 2021
mugGet the cow-tippin'mug.

feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.
Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.
by Michael Smith April 21, 2018
mugGet the feed the cowsmug.
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
mugGet the Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shitemug.

Cow corn

A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.
She thought she was peaches and cream but she was only cow corn.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
mugGet the Cow cornmug.

when someone is cooler than the cow

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
by anonymous October 6, 2022
mugGet the when someone is cooler than the cowmug.

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