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Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Noah

Loves Kotuku and Khaled's big johnsons don't try to steal them or he'll clap your cheeks harder than P Diddy.
Noah has big cheeks.
by Khaled Akleh '_' August 6, 2025
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Lotta and Noah

Lotta and Noah describes a situation in which two people know that they would be epic together but are to afraid of talking to each other due to things that happened in the past.They flirt from time to time but never get together .
1:He is so handsome and loveable but I just don't know why I can't admit that I like him so much.
2: Your Like Lotta and Noah
by Bellarker January 30, 2018
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noah

Noah is an amazing guy who will love you no matter what. he will show you love even when you feel like you don’t deserve it. he is your best friend he listen to all your problems with out complaint you are really lucky to have him and you don’t tell him that enough only think you would change is for him to buy you chicken shack but other than that he’s pretty much perfect for you. -Pricilla btw i love you and want chicken shack
noah: i love you

pricilla: i love you too

noah: i love you so much i’ll but you chicken shack
by anonymous November 8, 2021
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Noah

by she’s funny February 14, 2025
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Noah

Noahs haben die größten Sch*****.
Es sind die schönsten Menschen der Welt.Außerdem auch noch die klügsten.
NOAHS SIND GEIL
by INSTANT KILLER 618 January 2, 2017
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Noah

to work smart, not hard
I really was a Noah while working on that last project
by therumpusstumpus April 18, 2021
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