Moon Gooning

The process of jerking off during a full moon.

Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024

"stars, planets, and moons" compliment

I.e., saying dat someone has a "heavenly body".

Slim shapely chick: Every time I go to visit my new boyfriend, he draws tiny images of the Sun and Saturn on my nails while giving me an all-over massage; he says it's his way of giving me a "stars, planets, and moons" compliment regarding my attractive physique.

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Blue Mooning

The act of showing your full moon (butt) the second time in a month.

You: Did you see the blue moon.
Me: Yeah, and I was blue mooning my friend.

by gregben October 8, 2023

Moon gooning

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night

Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.

by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023

Moon slide

When diarrhea wakes you up from sleep at night

After visiting taco bus, I awoke to a moon slide

by Rcm380 September 9, 2022

to the moon

1. (dated) Somewhere far away.
2 (crypto/stocks) A stock which is rapidly increasing in value.

1. Where did Juan go? To the moon.
2 Dude! Nokia stock just went too the moon!

by RideThatCymbal November 11, 2021

The moon

Just because it’s cheese, doesn’t mean you should eat it. It expired a long time ago.

Cause of death: ate the moon after expiration date.

by coveted seed September 14, 2022