to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
by Monkey Business March 04, 2011
Hey you sphincter monkey, shut the fuck up.
by Jon Williams II December 05, 2003
this is most likely the worst insult known. it refers to someone of oriental background; however it can be used to refer to anyone who has no idea what the hell is going on.
That bitch is a yellow monkey
by Rick The Dick April 15, 2005
A simian primate accustomed to wearing racy lipstick and revealing atire in order to attract the attentions of members of the opposite sex for the purposes of indescriminate copulation.
Man, I went to London Zoo last night, climbed into the monkey enclosure and got down and dirty with this slut monkey. She was a frisky simian sexpot. I've never known a monkey to be so slutty...
by Daniel Dutton April 11, 2008
Angry Monkey is not simply a sexual term, it is used to describe someone so angry that they can think of no other recourse than to fling their feces. Whether at the object of their anger or the walls of their cubicle the poo represents the anger. Often times the anger is dissipated by the act of poo slinging.
Some political anger junkie pundits are known for this in metaphor.
Some political anger junkie pundits are known for this in metaphor.
"That Beck can't get anyone to listen to him unless he gets all ANGRY MONKEY on the subject"
"Mr. Limburger has made a mess of this radio station with his ANGRY MONKEY ways"
"Don't go in the bathroom, Miss Clotter did an ANGRY MONKEY all over the walls"
"Mr. Limburger has made a mess of this radio station with his ANGRY MONKEY ways"
"Don't go in the bathroom, Miss Clotter did an ANGRY MONKEY all over the walls"
by Jumpin' Jimmy February 01, 2010
The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.
Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)
Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)
Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"
by Lwellington July 27, 2015
by Char H January 30, 2006