Mexican Flu

The swine flu came from Mexico, therefore its now the Mexican Flu. This flu is potentially deadly even to young healthy adults. If you have the Mexican Flu you should you should consider burrying yourself for weeks.

Yo, my girl just came from Mexico and now she has the Mexican flu..... that hoe must have sucked face with a few of them.

by olavahc April 28, 2009

Mexican Hotstick

One dips his unit into hot sauce. He then uses said unit to give his significant other a spicy fuck.

I grabbed some red hot after dinner, and feeling quite randy, I dipped my dick and plunged it into my girls fun pie.

by Cuppthx1138 June 11, 2006

mexican ketchup

Common, mild taco sauce. Brands such as Ortega smooth and mild taco sauce -- delicious on microwaved burritos and on anything at Taco Bell.

"What kind of sauce would you like?"

"None, thanks, I've got a bottle of mexican ketchup."

by nate June 25, 2006

Mexican Flamethrower

Have you ever eaten Taco Bell and lit your farts on fire?

There was a shortage of flamethrowers in WWII. Fortunately, Mexican food was abundant, so Allied soldiers would eat the delicious shit and hold matches under their asses to fry the hell out of those fucking Nazis. This was the invention of the Mexican Flamethrower.

by ThisAssHole October 27, 2009

Mexican River

Same as a mexican avalanche, except instead of cumming in your bitches hair you piss in it.

i gave her so many mexican avalanches i had no more cum, so i gave her a mexican river. That slut didn't even realize!

by Chode Master God June 11, 2006

Mexican Gang Bangers

Having immigrated to the United States, whether it be legally or illegally, many Mexican youths become "Vatos" and "Esse's" to find solidarity and common bond within street gangs. These uneducated, Spanish slurring "drains on society" have no real life value at all, and further hinder the United States' "free lunch" social systems in terms of healthcare and housing. Like gangs of the past times and centuries, Mexican Gang Bangers identify themselves with stereotypical fashion statements and indemnifying traits, such as "murder tattoos". Most murder tattoos for these bottom feeders are tear drops down the corner of the eye, or crucifixes. Their fashion usually consists of Dickies worker pants, shaved heads, goateed facial hair, wife beater undershirts and flannel shirts, buttoned one at the top. Mexican Gang Bangers usually start their day with eating a healthy breakfast of methamphetamines or marijuana, then their day usually consists of sitting around mama's house, drinking 40 oz malt liquor and possibly a trip to the corner outside to try and hassle a white person out of their wallet or purse by means of gunpoint threats. Like gangs before, Mexican Gang Bangers drain a society of it's resources, because in the United States, "Something for Nothing" just doesn't work at all. Instead of attaining a job and putting into society through taxes, insurance, and labor, these greasers use free healthcare provided in low-income neighborhoods ar free clinics, and then spread HIV and other diseases through their use of drugs and sexual practices on children. Rather than get an education and learn to speak English, "Vatos" would rather use the age-old "Hispanic excuse" of "culture" as a means to justify their ignorance and uselessness in society as a whole subdivision of illiterate Mexican immigrants.

Mexican Gang Bangers like to sling crack and methamphetamines to naive people in their own community.

I saw a couple of Mexican Gang Bangers on the corner the other day, trying to intimidate middle class families walking by.

Mexican Gang Bangers don't learn to speak english, their "culture" caters to them and they don't have to.

by Johnny Hates Nova April 27, 2006

Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.

Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails

by Zorloc March 24, 2009