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Matthew

A name given to a person with a particularly large cock
Matthew is the best name
by Matthew , get it ???? March 17, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy who would act like he’s such a tough person but he’s really such a nice person. He’s one of the best people you'll ever meet. He listens to you, he makes you laugh whenever something’s wrong or just to see you smile, and treats you like you’re the only person he’s ever seen. He’s the guy that you would have a crush on for years and never get over it. You’d never meet anyone else like him and it sucks because he would be your favorite person out of everyone else in this world.

- sabrina <3
if you ever meet a Matthew, don’t loose them. tell them how much they mean to you.
by sabrina536 March 18, 2022
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Matthew appreciation day

This day is on the 4th of December and you have to pay any one named Mathew/Matthew/mat/Matt $2 while passing them. You also have to bow to them.
Ethan: God damnit it is Matthew appreciation day
Matthew: start paying up
by Other Ethan March 22, 2022
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Matthew Terry

He Pulls all the bitches and is so good at everything he does.
by Orbs Wrld March 25, 2022
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Matthew _VDR

He's kinda cool. Sometimes funnyman but most of the time he emotes cringe. He can win a Fortnite game, but he never gets the battlepass. He also didn't buy me shang chi when he was in the item shop.
Me: Hey Matthew_VDR
Matthew _VDR: Hey
Me: Did you see the new ItsAnchovie video?
Matthew_VDR: I haven't yet
Me: it's kinda cringe, just like you
by CapsLockk March 25, 2022
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Matthew Fu

A horny person who loves to watch and be a child molester. Often can be found living in trash cans, a bus driver from Karachi. Generally found to molest victims named Gregory.
Matthew Fu was molesting again.....
by PEWDS IS WORKING WITH CHINA March 27, 2022
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Matthew Mak’s Mum

She is a rubbish which gave less IQ and EQ.She talks much and she is very annoying.When Matthew Mak feels annoyed.She will 家暴 and hit Matthew Mak.And Matthew Mak almost die
Do not be Matthew Mak’s mum or you will hit people
by Matthew Mak January 23, 2022
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