Nintendo Magic

A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.

"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."

Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?

Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"

by ravensfreak December 29, 2010

Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.

I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.

by Freeoakley February 10, 2017

‘The Magic That’ ™️

when the roach falls out & you’re left with no option but to hit it raw.

(ergo; smoking a joint with no filter.)

“ah shiznit man! fuckin’ roach fell out!”
“no worries mate, it’s ‘the magic that’ ™️ !”
“ah! of course! the classic slip of the roach, causing what once was my joint into what now is: ‘The Magic That’ ™️ superb!

by Kyle Barrone August 15, 2025

Devil magic

Hard drugs, such as meth, crack cocaine, and fentanyl

What kind of devil magic is this nigga on?

Oh he just snortin some of that powder he got from that crack dealer

by drshallow69 March 11, 2023

magic balls

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.

“julia, mike has some real magic balls!”

by stoopidass March 24, 2019

simply magic

The art of failing to create an optimized modpack

Simply magic is really unoptimized

by TotallyNotMerj October 21, 2017

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022