Amish lobotomy

When you receive a blow job specifically including “brain” in a horse drawn buggy or carriage

Helga gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county pig competition.

by SniffClam December 27, 2023

sex lobotomy

Having your insides pulled out while having intercourse

My doctor gave me a sex lobotomy

by Aphrodiate January 9, 2024

Burnt Lobster

A man usually of dark skin color or African descent, which has been depicted as a marine animal, typically a lobster, in some way shape or form.

Person 1: Hey, that African guy who voiced the lobster in The Little Mermaid just got into a car accident.
Person 2: Oh, that burnt lobster? What a shame.

by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023

da lobstaw

da lobstaw is the highest being of lobstaw which no otha lobstaw can achieve, da lobstaw has accomplished all and anything possible under the face of the sun, nothing compares to da lobstaw.

cute girl 1# "fuckk!! look at da lobstaw over there achieving only what a fellow lobstaw can contemplate!! Hes so hot!!"*she moans*

cute girl 2# "omg i know right i wish i could have a boyfriend that hot!!" *she faints*

by jmjhmunhyjmunhnhjmjk,ikjkkjjju February 16, 2024

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

switch lobby

The lobby you get when you load up fortnite and queue with your friend who is playing on switch. The opps are basically paralyzed in the hands and use their toes to play.

These lobbies leave you questioning if you're playing in a lobby full of AI or 6 year olds.

Sweet, David is on. We can dog some kids in a switch lobby!

*drops a 20 kill game* God bless you David, you always put us in switch lobbies against these poverty players.

Bro, these switch lobbies have me feeling like I'm facing dhruv in every fight...

by grizloy March 7, 2024

Red Lobster gift card

When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not

Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin

by CyclopsCookies March 13, 2024