jizzapulting

the act of using a used condom full of jizz as a catapult

watch out he is jizzapulting

by Les_6789 November 19, 2024

jizzabellish

acts like a jezzebel because she is.

The jezzebel is reality when it acts jizzabellish.

by Rapsheets January 19, 2025

Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.

"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."

by MAGAcult January 26, 2025

Jizzanist

A player of piano in the genre of jazz, also known as a jazz pianist.

"Yo, this cat really just hip-checked the changes and walked away like it was nothing."
The jizzanist grinned.
“Man,” the drummer said, “that was so hip even the tune started calling you daddy.”

by MrSniperKungen January 17, 2026

jizz nizzer

(adjective), (noun)
someone who is sapiosexual or sexually attracted to smart people

a jizz nizzer will be attracted to curious, creative and smart people.
I'm self-identified as jizz nizzer.

by furkidd January 25, 2026

Jizz donkey

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

human 1 : Jizz donkey human 2: God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

by Kiffytheapple February 13, 2026

Jizz tiz

Uncurable disease known to americans and romaniac's that can have an effect 3 generations, forwards or backwards. Know as the Jizz tiz.. don't get that on you it's unwashable

My Grandmother's mother's baby's uncle's cousin gave me the jizz tiz.

by THE REAL COOP February 17, 2025