Jake

1.) A pompous arrogant douch canoe, who thinks he is better than everyone else. 2.) A guy who names his son Archie because he hates him and wants him to suffer childhood.

Man Mark is being a real Jake. Well that's slightly better than a Appalachian Chief.

by Mystik Chuck Norris May 22, 2016

jake

Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.

Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Jake

Turd. Shit. Dookie. Excrement from anus.

I gotta take a jake

by Chadsmom9881 November 23, 2016

Jake

Jake a really ugly boy who grows up to be a plumber

That jake is ugly

by Yo dada dada December 20, 2016

jake

A Stupid, Dumb Shit that is so small has no life or friends he has a tiny penis(Male Genital) Thx

Jake is a FUCKWIT

by AFJJLR January 8, 2017

Jake

An odd guy, usually gay and loves listening to hippie music! He's a very unusual guy...

Jake is a really weird guy.

by _unreliable_ July 16, 2017

Jake

Greatest person you'll ever meet, always as your back. I have a friend named Jake and he changed my life

Jake is my best friend!

by y44 June 14, 2018