Jacob Keeler

He's bitch made.

Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.

by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024

jacob hit

the weakest/pussiest hit of all time in rocket league😎

guy: yo jacob hit the ball
jacob: *hits the ball and goes nowhere*
guy: bro ur cheeks that was a jacob hit dawg

by Syren760 January 25, 2020

Jacob

a guy who is the most cutest boy you will ever meet. however he can act extremely hot and serious at times. he usually has dark brown hair with dark eyes. he can also be quite joking. when he smiles your heart just melts and makes you wanna cry. his the best guy ever

girl: jacob is the cutest boy ever you will ever meet

by jk5642746 January 15, 2018

jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.

jacob loves having sex with balloons.

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

Jacob

A FUCKING ANIMAL he will crack your skull open

Dont fuck with Jacob

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Jacob

A person who likes coding and kids.

"Oh, it's that Jacob guy!"
"Ewww.. Doesn't he like kids!?"

by driftsdrafts July 13, 2025

Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.

My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?

by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018