Russian accident

A Russian accident is when someone falls out of a window of a tall building. Named after a common form of death in Russia for opponents of the Russian government.

Vasily was found dead after experiencing a Russian accident from his apartment on the fifth floor. Days earlier, he posted on social media that he opposed the war in Ukraine. His online comments are presumably unrelated to his death.

by MetricTrout February 24, 2025

Russian Redwood

When you’re in the Russian River and you’re getting some head

I went to the river over the weekend and my girl gave me a Russian redwood.

by Floatyourgoat November 15, 2023

Being Russian

When you are joking, kidding, usually when trying to diminish or retract a statement.

“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”

by Ferballs January 28, 2024

Russian Juggernaut

Simply inserting a vodka soaked tampon into your asshole

Drinking at church is frowned upon so I went with a Russian juggernaut.

by C/O6860 July 20, 2019

Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.

Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.

by Dr. PhillyCheese February 13, 2025

russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.

"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"

by freaky greeky December 30, 2023

Russian Roulette wings

An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.

"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."

by PapaTangoRomeo January 24, 2012