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it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
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The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
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Wood

TRIPPIE REDD: Smoke some wood in the woods on some wood.
by FreeiPhone4S March 8, 2022
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hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
by Madfor December 28, 2021
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lesley woods

Beautifle
Kind
Mother
Loveing
Scouser
Legend
Dont mess around with Lesley woods she's truly powerful
by X_Beautifle_Madisyn_X May 16, 2018
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Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday
by Squish22 May 4, 2022
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rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots
Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...
by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021
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