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The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth
“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster
by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
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Human

Human
by anonymous April 6, 2021
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Death of humanity

When you pour a VERY Deadly poison into at a fabric that product food or other stuff everyone eats and dies.
Jack: John lock at this cool burger it looks so good and ITS GREEN OMG.

John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.

Also john: 'takes a bite' dies

Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"

And the death of humanity has began
by AdozeOfMySh!t February 19, 2021
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Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
by Septic38rp May 13, 2019
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Human

Osama: "i am in fact, a human"
Me: "Shut up man, you died years ago"
by Toilet Prime December 15, 2022
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Human break

Going to the toilet for urination. You take a 'break' of the tasks a human does on every day base.
1. He will be right back in the meeting - he is on a human break.
2. He won't be able to join since he is on a human break.
by pivifl January 26, 2022
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