A phrase used to describe someone saying the full word “faggot” instead of just “fag” which in today’s society, comes off as quite abrasive and strong
Marto: I bet Brock Turner was a complete faggot!
Festa: Whoa man, throwing around the hard T?!
Marto: I mean, he did digitally assault that girl
Festa: You’re not wrong
Festa: Whoa man, throwing around the hard T?!
Marto: I mean, he did digitally assault that girl
Festa: You’re not wrong
by Brocktober’s Very Own January 10, 2020
Pop a boner bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner of all time while it wails on a guitar! and keeps wailing harder and louder until it trashes the whole place and all the pirates get diahorreah and vomit all over the place and explode or dance harder and turn into a big diaper, or the second biggest boner, also bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner
by Zhou's mom July 02, 2004
A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.
Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.
You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.
You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.
by lemontwisty December 10, 2010
Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.
-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"
-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
by CIA Napkin August 16, 2006
by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002
When your computer has only one hard drive and you aren't keeping any backups. From the Starcraft II expression "Artosis Pylon" referring to a single Pylon in a Protoss base powering several important structures.
by Taneth August 27, 2012
We call it the act of Gaming. Using WoW references while consuming over-excessive amounts of caffine while playing World of Warcraft and "Doing it like a druid on the General Channel". Getting woody now!
by HeyUngraceful <3 February 09, 2010