Goated

Goated, is derived from the slang "Goat" (Short for Greatest Of All Time) is an adjective to describe someone who is the greatest of all time

My science teacher is goated

by xenonslayerperson January 23, 2024

Goated

It's when someone comes up behind you, grabs you by the scrotum and pulls

Chris got goated by Jimmy at work today

by Lluthor7 August 21, 2019

goated

followed me on ig at toma0ki for a cookie

im goated i beat my shi to spiderman

by toma0ki August 30, 2023

Goated

Any individual who identifies by the name of marcus, usually a brown skinned curly hair individual who constantly laughs.

Marcus is so goated I swear to god.

by Marcuiis February 15, 2022

goated

your the sheeeeett

your goated

ok

by adr46dickies December 05, 2019

Goated

A person, organism, male, woman, and or non binary who is a goat doubled

Dang bro, your goated at this game!

by Dagoat_2827 March 29, 2023

Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.

Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me

by Consummate Hate September 07, 2021