The Goat

thas me, i am the fucking goat.

oh wow look at that cool kid he is the goat 🤤

by me not you obviously November 23, 2021

Goat Handling

To sexually assault a goat.

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing to my pet goat sweetie??!?!"

"I'm just doing a bit of goat handling its ok!!"

by Spektangle March 26, 2008

stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
- stroke goat

by oopsorry December 14, 2019

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Ugly Goat 🖤🐐

Just a young person that seeks for pleasure

Is boyfriend & girlfriend a thing these days. Fuck that. Chase a bag, fuck bitches , live life ~ Ugly Goat 🖤🐐

by Ugly Goat August 2, 2019

Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Goated

Containing goat, usually refers to younger goats or "kids".

The dinner was goated

by Hah goattem March 26, 2021