foot bus

Walking;

Justin: “Yo, how you getting home after this party?”
Mike: “we’re taking the foot bus!”

by parody.com August 20, 2023

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foot lover

A person who loves feet in every way imaginable

People named Katie are always foot lovers

by footloversareweird August 22, 2021

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When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.

"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
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by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023

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Foot humper

A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.

Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?

by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020

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