facebook vomiting

Facebook vomiting refers to the act of regurgitating comments, status updates, messages, posts, notes and other items on facebook. This is most likely to occur in a drunken state or the hangover aftermath. It is often characterized by misspelled words and comments that leave the recipient in a state of confusion.

Erica must be drunk. She has been facebook vomiting all night.

by god the sun. July 30, 2009

facebook baby

the product or a facebook rumor concerning two people messaging often, leading to suspicion that they are dating.

John: Did you hear about Eric and Lizzie on Facebook?

Sarah: No, what happened?

John: They've been on each others walls so much, it seems like they're having a facebook baby

by GandalftehWhite March 8, 2009

facebook slut

Someone who is deniably addicted to Facebook. Someone who accepts as many friends as they can get, most of whom they dont know. Often young girls they who they will spend hours perving at their photos, commenting on them, trying to get some kind of attention. One who prostitutes himself/herself on Facebook by using multiple methods to draw attention to themselves, such as frequent status changes, writing on several strangers walls acting as mr nice guy. Having relationship status as "its complicated" to appear available.

"james is such a facebook slut, hitting on strange girls without even knowing them, get a life!"

by sarah prute February 7, 2010

Facebook whore

n; a person who will add anybody on Facebook having one or more common friends; someone who is so desperate for Facebook friends they add people they hardly know

Jill is such a Facebook whore: she added my cousin as a friend because it told her they had one common friend even though she doesn't him.

by jelibean95 April 3, 2010

Facebook Fairy

A sleazeball loser that tries to lure women into a relationship through Facebook by convincing them he is a good guy.

OMG, that Bob turned out to be such a Facebook Fairy. He had Bonnie ready to marry him until she saw him working the drive through at McDonald's.

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 21, 2009

facebook pimp

One who can't pick up a girl in a normal social setting so they resort to picking up girls on facebook

Wow, Amit has a girlfriend....He must be a facebook pimp

by Wick^K February 28, 2007

Facebook Hockey

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.

Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."

by Lesotho October 24, 2009