Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

rock'da'fide

verb.

1 :to rouse and render to excitement.

My hair just got rock'da'fide!

by Rock Princess March 2, 2012

The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

couple of fidget spinners

In osu! mapping ( osu.ppy.sh ) one can make equaly-sided triangles and rotate them, giving them a fidget spinner-like visual.

I really need ideas for this map, maybe some Monstrata and couple of Fidget Spinners.

by mepper420 July 11, 2017

Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner

Yeets and fidgets, I’m gonna sue!

by TieDyeLlama March 29, 2019

Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

what I am the equivalent of.

i am the equivalent of a Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019