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successfully drunk 

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.
Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough
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Flash Drunk 

When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.
I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.
Flash Drunk by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 12, 2013
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Troy-Drunk 

To intoxicate one's self so severely that the brain becomes totally incompatible with the body and all its functions.
Dave: "Gordon, I see you chose the middle of a fucking gravel road for your sleeping purposes last night."

Gordon: "Yeah man, I must have gotten Troy-Drunk."
Troy-Drunk by Call Me Papa Cherry November 8, 2014

cum drunk scallywag 

a puddleslut that loves getting skullfucked
that cum drunk scallywag sure sucks a mean cock!
cum drunk scallywag by axe88 November 23, 2016

Sleep Drunk 

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.
I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!
Sleep Drunk by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017

Fuck Drunk 

The feeling you get after incredible sex, that leaves a stupid grin on your face for days, and causes a sudden craving for Chinese food, namely egg rolls.
After an evening of amazing sex with a smoking hot guy, Abby got home looking completely fuck drunk, and totally satisfied.
Fuck Drunk by atlalley September 19, 2019

Super drunk punk 

I’m super drunk as fuck right now AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m the super drunk punk. Gotta tell you a story about it