dry heap

when something/someone is fucked really fucking hard and said thing/person that was fucked is fucked

person 1: "evan was a dry heap after i was done fucking him"
person 2: "shit bro are you gay"

by teaketchup October 20, 2022

Dry punch

When you walk into a room and smell an odor that makes up turn around and walk out means you were dry punched,

I walked in the restroom and I was dry punched.

by Dry punched June 6, 2018

Dry

A crack or a joke that is not funny.

"You smell like cheese"
"That shit was dry"
"Dryyyy"

by Drawoh March 16, 2016

Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.

Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!

by Refs67 June 19, 2025

Dry

when somebody does something you don't like or when you don't text someone as much as usual

"she dry wrong for that '' or '' our messages are dry''

by idfwu572 November 3, 2019

dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 11, 2016

Malicious Drying

When you intentionally make someone who is interested in you sexually disinterested by talking about aggressively mundane things, or pretending to be conservative

Greg: “I’ve been talking to this girl for weeks, but I have just been telling her about NFTs and the NRA.”
Tim: “Yeah malicious drying is how I generally scare the hoes.”

by Phlonk1 September 13, 2022